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Happy Valentine's Day ya filthy animal! Search Metro. Close Search Open Site Menu. Close Site Menu 15 sarcastic, rude and funny Valentine’s Day quotes and poems Avinash Bhunjun. Looking for more ideas for ways to celebrate Valentine's Day? Read our articles below for some inspiration, or exchange your steamy and romantic ideas in the Forum. Related stories. The best Valentine’s Day poems and quotes. CHAT: Cheeky/saucy/sexy poems or rhymes for Valentine's Day card. What to write in a Valentine's card Valentine’s Day for the Realists: Funny Relationship Truths “Love is patient, love is kind but mostly, love is remembering to take out the trash.” “Valentine’s Day: When couples compete to post the cheesiest love captions.” “I love you more than coffee. But please don’t test that in the morning.” Happy Valentine’s Day, my comrade!” rude valentines quotes “To the co-captain of the S.S. Singlehood, as we navigate the treacherous waters of Valentine’s Day, let’s remember that our friendship is the most prized treasure on this solo voyage. Here’s to dodging romantic storms and sailing through the sea of independence with style!” Also read: 30 Heart touching valentines day quotes for him. Hilarious and Funny Valentine day quotes. These are a few Funny sarcastic valentines day quotes: 47. “I love you more than my dog, but please don’t tell him that.” 48. “You’re the only person I want to spend eternity with, as long as eternity is less than 10 years.” 49. #13 “Happy Valentine’s Day to the person I’ve slept with most recently.” – Unknown #14 “You’ll do. A bit too late to swap you now.” – Unknown #15 “I will always pay for you.” – Unknown . Also read: *Fake Love Quotes; Forbidden Love Quotes . 15 Funny Sarcastic Valentines Day Quotes for the Singles Galentine’s Day Giggles. Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who understands my Wi-Fi password! Thanks for being the person who understands that ‘I’ll be ready in five minutes’ actually means 30. Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite partner-in-crime. Let’s make bad decisions and call it ‘spontaneity.’ 72 Funny Valentine's Day Quotes to Make Them Laugh Poke a little fun at romance with these funny quotes from comedians, pop culture and more. By Katie Bourque and Lizz Schumer Updated: Dec 16, 2024 1. “Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.” ― Charles M. Schulz 2. "I wanted to make it really special on Cheeky jokes and poems for Valentine’s Day . From the outright dirty to the naughty – here are some jokes you can include in your cards to inject a bit of humour into your Valentine’s Day Best Happy Valentine’s Day Quotes. The most memorable Valentine’s Day quotes are those that speak directly to the soul. A few simple words can ignite passion, strengthen bonds, and bring warmth to even the coldest days. Some quotes remind us of the power of love, while others add a touch of humor or nostalgia. Happy Valentine's Day Quotes for Best Friends . Valentine's Day isn't just about your romantic partner. It celebrates all kinds of love. Tell your friends Happy Valentine's Day in style with these meaningful Valentine's Day quotes for best friends. The world would be a cold and colorless place without friends like you to add color. What’s the best part about Valentine’s Day? “The day after, when all the candy is on sale.” What did one berry say to the other berry on Valentine’s Day? “I love you “berry” much” Clean Valentine Jokes For Adults. Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day? “A calendar.” What Valentine’s message can you find in a honeycomb? Happy Valentine’s Day! Thanks for being my person. To the person who makes me the best version of myself. Happy V-Day to the person who would help me hide a body. As Valentine’s Day approaches you might be looking for some deep but also quick inspiration. Maybe for yourself. Or to share with a loved one or on social media. If that’s the case, then this post will help you out. In it I have collected 100 of the deepest, most romantic and cute short Valentine’s Day quotes. Happy Valentine’s Day!” “A mother’s love is forever, just like my love for you, Mom!” Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes to Mom “Mom, thanks for always being my emergency contact. Wishing you a love-filled (but drama-free) Valentine’s Day!” “Happy Valentine’s Day to the woman who taught me how to loveand how to clean my room!” Cute Greetings for a Valentine's Day Card. From your crush to a sweet friend, cute Valentine's messages can show off your playful side. Add one of these notes to your card to spread a little Valentine's Day cheer. Related Articles. 60 Cute Cocktail Names for When You're Feeling Adorable; 39 Beach Activities for Kids to Have the Best Summer Yet Family; 97 of the best Valentine’s Day quotes for all the family - romantic, rude and funny. Be inspired by the best writers and poets out there 100. “To the love of my life, thank you for making every day special. Happy Valentine’s Day!” 101. “I’m a sucker for you.” 102. “Wishing you a day as sweet as candy hearts, valentine.” 103. “Can’t wait to make this year’s Valentine’s Day another to remember.” 104. “Happy Valentine’s Day to the best human being I You’ll see the best quotes for Valentine’s Day. With Valentine’s Day coming up, I’ve been thinking a lot about love—how we give it, feel it, and share it with the people who matter. Whether you’re celebrating with a partner or friends or just treating yourself, I’ve found some sweet Valentine’s Day quotes that might just warm
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