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Find Valentine's Day quotes and messages perfect for couples with a sarcastic sense of humour, including a few rude poems. Jokes courtesy of Valentine’s Day Fab and Lots Of Jokes. Plan for Valentine’s Day - -Order me self a bouquet of flowers from my mum -Do myself a candle lit bath with rose petals in -Tank a bottle of Prosecco -Eat a box of choccies -Cry myself to sleep Looking for more ideas for ways to celebrate Valentine's Day? Read our articles below for some inspiration, or exchange your steamy and romantic ideas in the Forum. Related stories. The best Valentine’s Day poems and quotes. CHAT: Cheeky/saucy/sexy poems or rhymes for Valentine's Day card. What to write in a Valentine's card Cheeky jokes and poems for Valentine’s Day . From the outright dirty to the naughty – here are some jokes you can include in your cards to inject a bit of humour into your Valentine’s Day. 100 Funny Valentine's Day Quotes. 1. “Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.” ― Charles M. Schulz 2. 28. What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine’s Day? I lava you! 29. What flowers give the most kisses on Valentine’s Day? Tulips. 30. What did the doorbell give to his girlfriend? A ring. 31. Name a flower that no one wants on Valentine’s Day. Cauliflower. 32. What kind of Valentine’s Day candy is never on time? Choco-late. 33 100 funny Valentine’s Day jokes that are heart to resist Kids and adults are bound to fall in love with these V-Day one-liners and silly puns. Celebrate Feb. 14 with these funny Valentine's Day Valentine’s Day Messages for Everyone. To create funny Valentine’s Day messages for anyone, focus on shared experiences or light-hearted observations. Use playful puns, witty humor, or inside jokes that reflect your relationship. Cheesy Puns. I’m not lion when I say I love you. You’re purr-fect for me! You make my heart skip a beet. Share these funny Valentine’s Day jokes for adults and kids alike in cards, texts, and even Instagram captions for February 14. If you've picked out Valentine’s Day gifts for the kids , tuck silly notes into their gift bags. Valentine’s Day is the perfect time to share love, laughter, and maybe even a cheesy pun or two. Whether you’re looking to make your significant other chuckle at your Valentine’s card , or you want to spread some joy among your friends, these Valentine’s Day jokes and puns are guaranteed to hit the sweet spot. Valentine’s Day jokes are a fun way to spread laughter and love on February 14th. This collection of 110 funny Valentine’s Day jokes includes puns, one-liners, and witty remarks suitable for kids and adults alike. Funny Valentine’s Day Puns. Valentine’s Day puns are a clever way to show affection with a touch of humor. Inappropriate valentines day card perfect for couples with a sense of humor. This card adds a playful and cheeky vibe to your celebrations, making it a great fit for Valentine's Day or anniversaries. Ideal for those who enjoy quirky and unconventional greetings. Product features - Vibrant colors for bright and crisp designs About The Offensive Card Company Ltd. Sending cards doesn't have to be boring, send something to shock your loved one, something they won't expect. with over 100+ custom designed cards featurings dark humour, Vulgar and offensive wording and rude content. View our range What did one cat say to the other cat on Valentine’s Day? Answer: You’re purr-fect. 104. Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day? Answer: Yes, it’s February 14th. 105. Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day? Answer: A calendar. 106. What did the tortoise say on Valentine’s Day? Answer: I turt-ally love you. 107. You know the ones — the borderline-offensive gags that you know you really aren't supposed to find funny, but you still do anyway. 100 funny Valentine’s Day jokes that are heart to resist. Rude, Funny and Offensive Valentines Day Cards for him and for her. Our range of filthy and hilarious valentines cards are the perfect gift for your loved one. 10% Off USing code love10 Find and save ideas about funny happy valentines day on Pinterest. They may be a pain in the arse but they're your pain in the arse! If declarations of undying love aren't your style, these rude Valentine's Day cards are the perfect way to spice things up. Whether you want to throw a cheeky insult at your partner or seduce them with an explicit design, browse our naughtiest cards. Check out our funny offensive valentine cards selection for the very best in unique or custom, handmade pieces from our greeting cards shops. Ideas for the top 50 Anti Valentines Day jokes were taken from the following source. [1] Your Tango – 50 Funny Quotes, Memes & Tweets For Singles Awareness Day [2] Latin Times – Anti-Valentine’s Day Quotes: 17 Jokes, Sayings To Celebrate Singles Awareness Day [3] IBTimes – Funny Valentine’s Day jokes for all the singles out there [4
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