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Cheeky jokes and poems for Valentine’s Day . From the outright dirty to the naughty – here are some jokes you can include in your cards to inject a bit of humour into your Valentine’s Day And if you want to get the kids involved in the Valentine's Day fun, take a look at our Valentine's Day poems for kids here too. More ways to celebrate Valentine's Day. Card and poem = sorted! But if you're still in need of some other ideas for ways to celebrate Valentine's Day, take a look at our picks for the best films to watch on Valentine 9. “The only thing I want on Valentine’s Day is you naked.” 10. “I’m feeling naughty and you’re the only one who can satisfy me.” – Happy valentine’s day my love. 11. “I want to be close to you and make all your fantasies come true.” 12. “I’m yours to do with as you please this Valentine’s Day.” 13. Naughty poems can be used in a variety of ways to add a touch of excitement to your Valentine's Day celebrations. You can write a naughty poem in a card or letter to your partner, recite it to them in a romantic setting, or even send it as a text message to set the mood for the evening. This joke will make your partner melt (Picture: cheeseblarg.blogspot.co.uk) ‘I love your smile, your face, and your eyes. Damn, I’m good at telling lies!’ – unknown My Faithful Valentine. by Kelly Roper. You're a little unkempt, And you snore like a log. When I give you your dinner, You gobble it like a hog. You're hard to keep up with When we go for a jog, But you're the one I love More than Paris or Prague. So my Valentine is you, My dear faithful dog! Happy Valentine’s Day my darling. I promise to match with you every day of my life. Cute Naughty Valentine’s Gifts “I have sent violets for you, but they turned green with jealousy, I sent a cute teddy as a gift, but it felt that you are cuter. Happy Valentine’s Day my sweetheart.” “I have blown you a kiss, it is on its way to you. Happy Valentine’s Day! Thanks for being my person. To the person who makes me the best version of myself. Happy V-Day to the person who would help me hide a body. Happy Valentine's Day, my love! Happy Valentine's Day to the one who forever has my heart. I can't believe I get another year of celebrating my love for you. I could celebrate you every day of the year. Happy Valentine's Day! I love you more with each passing day. I love you and I like you. Happy Valentine's Day! You've filled my life with Below you’ll find 20 funny poems for Valentine’s day that just bring a little humor to the special day! These little valentines are perfect to include in a Valentine’s day card, whether you make it like a budget queen or buy one to gift to your love. 10 Short and Sweet Funny Valentine’s Day Poems. Roses are red, violets are blue, Happy Valentine's Day! Here's to another Valentine's Day spent with the love of my life—and to many more. I can't wait for forever with you. You're the reason I am who I am today. Thank you for everything you do. I love you so much! Again and again, I would choose you. Happy Valentine’s Day. Happy Valentine's Day to my darling wife/husband. Happy Valentine's Day. To my friend-Valentine: Thank you for all you do to make my life wonderful! Happy Galentine's Day to my favorite girlfriends! Wishing you all a beautiful, love-filled day. Wishing a very happy Valentine's Day to the person who always has my back. Thanks for being my best friend and my partner in crime. Happy Valentine's Day! Happy Valentine’s Day, my love, my fiancée/fiancé.” “Our love story is just beginning, and I’m so excited for all that’s ahead. Happy Valentine’s Day, my love.” “I’m so excited to spend the rest of my life with you. Happy Valentine’s Day, my love, my amazing fiancée/fiancé.” To NORA. Dublin 2 December 1909. My love for you allows me to pray to the spirit of eternal beauty and tenderness mirrored in your eyes or fling you down under me on that softy belly of yours and fuck you up behind, like a hog riding a sow, glorying in the very stink and sweat that rises from your arse, glorying in the open shape of your upturned dress and white girlish drawers and in the Happy Valentine’s day, my dearest. May the love you spread find its way back to you. I’m so happy that you’re my valentine! Do you know what my favorite place in the world is? Well, it’s right next to you! Happy Valentine’s Day, My Love ️. Happy Valentine’s Day, My Love! This lifetime is worth it because of you. Thanks for putting up with me all this time, and I'm sorry to say it might be quite a while longer. Happy Valentine's Day! Short & Sweet Happy Valentine's Day Messages. You make me smile! I love you the most. Home is wherever I'm with you. I love spending time with you. My favorite love story is ours. Custom Engraved Wooden Notebook Wish you a Fanta fabulous valentine’s day to you. 8). On this Valentine’s Day I want to let you know how special you are in my life and how much we love you. Wish you a fantastic valentine’s day. Valentines Day Card Messages for Kids. 9). All the little things you do, your little naughty acts, your sweet words makes you very special in
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