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Sarcastic. funny and rude poems, quotes and messages for Valentine’s Day ‘It’s been so long since I’ve had sex, I’ve forgotten who ties up whom!’– Joan Rivers. Looking for more ideas for ways to celebrate Valentine's Day? Read our articles below for some inspiration, or exchange your steamy and romantic ideas in the Forum. Related stories. The best Valentine’s Day poems and quotes. CHAT: Cheeky/saucy/sexy poems or rhymes for Valentine's Day card. What to write in a Valentine's card Cheeky jokes and poems for Valentine’s Day . From the outright dirty to the naughty – here are some jokes you can include in your cards to inject a bit of humour into your Valentine’s Day. 15. “Let’s break the rules and make our own Valentine’s Day traditions!” Cute and Naughty valentine’s quotes. Here is a list of some cute and naughty valentine’s quotes: 1. “I will love you until there are no more sunsets. 2. “I want to be the reason you wake up smiling on Valentine’s Day.” 3. “I can’t wait to unwrap you Valentine’s Day is the perfect time to express your deepest feelings and make your partner feel truly cherished. A heartfelt quote can speak volumes about the love you share. Here are 160 short, heartwarming Valentine’s quotes for him that will make his heart melt. 1-10: Sweet and Loving 11-20: Romantic and Soulful 21-30: Playful and Sarcastic and Witty Valentine’s Day Quotes “Valentine’s Day: The only day when spending $5 on a card makes sense.” “Love is not about how many times you say ‘I love you,’ but how often you refill their coffee.” “If we were a TV show, we’d be a romantic comedy heavy on the comedy.” 1. “Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.” ― Charles M. Schulz 2. "I wanted to make it really special on 45 Funny Valentine's Day quotes to make them laugh. Poke a little fun at romance with these funny quotes from comedians, pop culture and more. By Katie Bourque and Lizz Schumer Published: 09 Valentine’s Day Messages for Your Significant Other. If writing heartfelt and romantic Valentine’s Day messages just isn’t your style, consider a funny Valentine’s Day message that balances humor with affection. Consider inside jokes, shared experiences, and what makes them laugh. 14. “No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.” —Henry A. Kissinger 15. “On Valentine’s Day, millions of men give millions of women Valentine’s Day is about to become a religious holiday, because you’re gonna be screaming, “Oh God!” all night. Tonight, you’re going to need a safe word , and the safe word is "be mine." 20 funny and romantic ‘roses are red’ poems for Valentine’s Day Roses are red, violets are blue, white wine costs less than a dinner for two. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m Looking for more ideas for ways to celebrate Valentine's Day? Read our articles below for some inspiration, or exchange your steamy and romantic ideas in the Forum. Related stories. The best Valentine’s Day poems and quotes. CHAT: Cheeky/saucy/sexy poems or rhymes for Valentine's Day card. What to write in a Valentine's card Valentine’s Day is the perfect opportunity to add new sparks to your relationship and make your wife feel loved. So, this February 14th, spend the day with lots of romantic activities and share some heart touching words of love. What did the salt say to the pepper on Valentine’s Day? Oooh baby, baby. Baby, baby. 20. “I can’t wait to make your Valentine’s Day a special one filled with naughtiness and fun!” Dirty and Naughty valentine’s day quotes. The following are some dirty and naughty valentine’s day quotes for your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or Whether you’re single and fed up with the Valentine’s Day hype or in love and looking for a little laughter, these funny Valentine’s Day quotes will tickle your funny bone, if not It’s valentine’s day, and I’m happy to have you as my valentine beside me. Sharing life with someone has never been as much fun as it is with you! Have a look at the most amazing short and naughty Valentine’s Day messages for him and her that promise to bring a smile on your partner’s face!!! Best Naughty Valentine’s Day Quotes for Him and Her. 1. My only desire on this Valentine’s Day is that you are there with me, listening to everything I say and follow everything I instruct. 7. Valentine’s Day Is The Second Most Popular Day For Sending Cards. Valentine’s Day is a day when people all around the world send and receive cards. A greeting card with a personalized message makes for great memories, especially as you grow older together. It is second only to Christmas in this regard. Happy Valentine’s Day! Thanks for being my person. To the person who makes me the best version of myself. Happy V-Day to the person who would help me hide a body. 1. “Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.” ― Charles M. Schulz 2. "I wanted to make it really special on
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